What are the three best blog posts about my body?

Well, let’s see…

Perhaps we’ll start with my vasectomy story: On the Cutting Room Floor. Snip, snip! Ouch…

Closely followed by Prostate Probes and other misunderstandings. That’s right, I’m talking about the time my doctor stuck his finger where the sun don’t shine. Bend over, baby…

And then, finally, this gem: Selfie Stick. I’ll let you read that one to find out what that was all about. Here’s a clue: it involved my penis.