Melancholy has slowly been creeping in but today I’ve been warding it off by clearing out my closet.

What did I find in there, dear reader?

A box of expired condoms which were surplus to requirements after my vasectomy a few years ago.

A DeLorean time machine from Back To The Future.

It was given to my son when he was baby and we’d hidden it away until he was old enough – well, now he is old enough, so the toy is all his!

Oh, and I found an assortment of hats.

I felt much better after a clear out.

But I’m a long way from becoming the next Marie Kondo…