Having a lovely time by Jenny Eclair

Blurb on the back:

Joe Dobson left his wife and kids when his girlfriend Nina discovered she was pregnant. Now he feels like a cliche and Nina feels like a drudge. So when Joe announces that he’s booked a luxury in Tuscany, Nina is thrilled – until she realises Joe’s kids are coming along for the ride.

Guy Jamieson is sure this will be his last family holiday: he plans to leave his wife Alice and their two sons on his return. Alice – with her elasticated skirts, inedible mince suppers and unshaven legs – just doesn’t fit Guy’s self-image. But Alice has a secret plan of her own: to have another baby…